The Hook: People running from zombies, having to fight to survive, etc. Guns, Milla Jovovich in skimpy clothes, super-smart slimy dogs.

The Score: F

The Thoughts:

I saw this shortly after I saw Anacondas, and it only reinforced my joy of not paying more than 50¢ to see it. I’m not even going to go into the many reasons why this stinks (even more than the first one, if you can believe it).

So let’s just say this:

Good special effects and neat creatures won’t make up for a LACK OF REASONABLE, INTELLIGENT PLOT. Absolutely insane. If the scenes don’t make any sense, whatsoever, then it doesn’t matter who’s doing the acting, how cool the bad guys look, or how loud it is.

Just stinky. Astoundingly stinky. You can practially see the stink lines as they hover over the celluloid….