Book Review: Utopia, By Lincoln Child

This week I finished reading Utopia, by Lincoln Child. I had previously read the novel The Relic by Child and his co-author, Douglas Preston and was impressed with the pacing and creature descriptions. I didn’t know what the novel was about, so I just picked it off the shelf blindly and dug in.

It wasn’t bad. It wasn’t what I’d call a page-turner, but that’s because I’ve been spoiled with Matthew Reilly’s work (Ice Station, anyone?) But for the most part I enjoyed it. A bit too long on narrative description, not enough hooks for my taste, etc., but the characters were good and the setting was completely original and detailed.

So if you’re into techno-thrillers with a dash of terrorist intrigue, you might be quite pleased with Lincoln Child’s Utopia.

Kevin

Arrested Development & The Ocean Walker Hat

I’m pleased to announce the latest addition at my CafePress shop: an unofficial “The Ocean Walker” hat. This is the fictional movie that Maeby talked about on Arrested Development in a recent episode. Fans of the show will recall her prophetic words, “Holy Crap! That would look great on a hat!”

And guess what? It Does!!

So support the show by snatching up this one-of-a-kind hat, and let the world know you’re in on the joke. Also, be sure to catch Arrested Development on Friday, February 10th, when they show the last 4 episodes back-to-back in a 2 hour chunk. It’ll be a glorious evening, it will!

Taste the Happy!

Kevin

Florida’s Natural Fruit Juice Nuggets

These things are impossibly addictive. Not only are they packed full of fruit juice flavor, but they come in BLUEBERRY, the best flavor God ever created. (With Ocean Spray’s “Hawaiian Guava” drink a close second…)

You should be able to pick these up at Target or Wal-Mart without any trouble. They also come in string form, but I highly recommend the nuggest. Sure, it’s a small bag, but your mouth will thank you for givin’ ‘em something good.

Addictive, I tell ya…

For The Love Of Clementine.

I’m in love.

Last week my wife introduced me to the beauty of Clementine Oranges. Being the well-read guy I am, I was aware that a Clementine was a type of orange, but never imagined how different the experience of eating one would be. So easy to peel!! Bite-sized wedges! No seeds! It was a glorious moment indeed.

So I’m praising God for making Clementines. At the same time, I wonder what His hand was in it. I mean, are seedless fruits NATURAL? Or am I devouring a man-made, genetic freak? And if these things ARE some kind of Frankenstein Fruit, how does God feel about it? Is He thrilled that we’re using the smarts He’s given us to play with the creations He’s made? Or would He rather us leave well enough alone? You know… “don’t play with your food” kinda thing.

I don’t know. All I know is I’m in love, and I have my wife to thank for it. :) (Thanks again, Kim!)

Kevin

Call Me A Steak Fanatic.

I just wanted to say that I tried Domino’s new “Steak Fanatic” pizza the other day, and it was FANtastic. Excruciatingly delicious. I ordered it without onions (the evil organics they are), but chock-full of meaty angus strips and mushrooms, all swimming in a bold brown sauce with provolone cheese heaped on top.

Crud. It’s 11:00am, and now I’m hungry for it again. I wonder when they open for lunch…?

Good stuff. If you like steak, and you like pizza, this might be just for you. As it was, my friend Rob didn’t really care for it, which was fine with me.

Good. Stuff. Go get some before they’re gone…

Kevin

P.S. It’s 1:02pm now, and I just finished a delightful lunch. The Domino’s lady on the phone was so smitten by my effervescent personality that she threw on some extra steak – just for li’l ol’ me. Now ain’t that sweet?

Your Body’s Many Cries For Water – F. Batmanghelidj, M.d.

I’ve always been a huge proponent of water, so a few years ago I started looking for books to explain – in layman’s terms – just what it is that’s so whizz-bang, golly-gee good about drinking water. “Your Body’s Many Cries For Water,” written by F. Batmanghelidj, M.D., was quite effective in convincing me of the fact that water is more closely tied to our overall health and well-being than I ever imagined. Instead of writing up a huge review, however, I’m just going to type out some of the more interesting points that I highlighted in the book. Kind of a “Kevin’s Notes,” on it all, if you will. :)

Kevin
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Since every function of the body is monitored and pegged to the flow of water, “water management” is the only way of making sure that adequate amounts of water and it’s transported nutrients first reach the more vital organs that will have to confront and deal with any new “stress.”

The brain is 1/50th of the total body weight, but it receives 18-20 percent of the body’s circulation.

The human body is composed of 24% solid matter (solute), and 75% water (the solvent). Brain tissue is said to consist of 85% water.

The regulating neurotransmitter systems become increasingly active during the regulation of water requirements of the body. Their actions should not be continuously blocked by the use of medication.

Water is a natural medication for a variety of health complications.

Morning sickness is a thirst signal for both the mother and the fetus.

Since the water we drink provides for cell function and its volume requirements, the decrease in our daily water intake affects the efficiency of cell activity.

Chronic pains of the body that cannot be easily explained as injury or infections should first and foremost be interpreted as signals of chronic water shortage in the area where pain is registered.

Dehydration plays a major role in the precipitation of migraine headaches.

With dehydration, the level of energy generation in the brain is decreased. This “depressive state” causes dehydration, and can to chronic fatigue syndrome. Consequently, dehydration causes stress, and stress will cause further dehydration.

Everytime a cell gives rise to a daughter cell, 75% or more of its volume has to be filled with water. In short, growth depends on the availability of water.

The natural stimulants in coffee and tea are larger quanities of caffeine, and, hence a strong central nervous stimulant. At the same time, they are dehydrating agents because of their strong diuretic action on the kidneys.

The effect of caffeine may at times be considered desireable, but constant substituting of caffeine-containing drinks for water will deprive the body of it’s full capacity for the formation of hydroelectric energy.

Excessive caffeine intake will eventually exhaust the heart muscle because of its over-stimulation.

It has been shown that caffeine inhibits a most important enzyme system – PDE (phoso-di-esterase) that are involved in the process of learning and memory development.

Dehydration is the number one stressor of the human body – or ANY living matter.

Brain cells are said to be made up of 85% water. 20% of our blood circulation is allocated and made available to the brain. When food is eaten, only about 20% of it reaches the brain. The rest will gradually become stored if muscle activity does not use up it’s allocated portion. With water as a source of energy, this storage does not happen. Excess water is passed out in the form of urine.

The mistake assumption that all fluids are equivalent to water for the water needs of the human body is a main cause of many of the ills of the human body, and is frequently associated with the initial and excessive gain in weight.

Caffeine, one of the main components of most sodas, is a drug. It has addictive properties because of its direct action on the brain. Caffeine has diuretic properties. Physiologically, it is a dehydrating agent.

Hence, caffeinated diet sodas in sedentary persons must cause weight gain; they indirectly stimulate more food intake because of the brains forced use of its energy reserves.

Reduce orange juice intake to one or at most two glasses a day. Orange juice has a high potassium content, and high loads of potassium in the body can promote more than usual histamine productions.

Salt is a natural anti-histamine. People with allergies should begin to increase their salt intake to prevent excessive histamine production.

In order of their importance, oxygen, water, salt and potassium rank as the primary elements for the survival of the human body.
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Bottom Line? Whatever ails you, try drinking two 8 oz. glasses of water to see if your problem stems from a lack of hydration. Be sure to visit his website at www.watercure.com for more information and interesting anecdotes.

The Apple Crest Inn Bed & Breakfast.

\Apple Crest Inn.

Last month Kim and I celebrated our 12th anniversary. It’s hard to believe it was well over a decade ago that a long-haired stud and a skinny-minny girl exchanged vows of pleasure and allegiance to one another in Dallas, Texas. My, how time flies… (when you’re having pledged pleasure….).

To celebrate, Kim lines up an overnight stay at the Apple Crest Inn Bed and Breakfast, in Gentry, Arkansas. She picked this place because it was just outside of Siloam Springs, where we first met while attending college at John Brown University. We had a blast, wandering around the campus and seeing the new buildings, remembering how I used to stalk her with my binoculars as she walked to dinner at night, our late-night walks and talks that sometimes lasted until dawn… Good times, good times…

So if you’re ever in the Siloam Springs area and need a classy place to stay, check out the Apple Crest Inn. Great place to crash for a night. Or a weekend….

Kevin

\The Acropolis.

The Acropolis – This is our largest suite and is located on the main floor with private outside entrance as well as an inside entrance. In addition to original statuary and a fireplace, the room has a king bed, sofa, easy chairs and table, desk, antique organ, inlaid trunk and side tables, and stained glass windows in the bath. The double whirlpool and walk-in shower are done in blacks and golds, and the sink is set in an antique stand.

Movie Review: Batman Begins

Last week before we began the MicroCast over at CrazyAces, Jeff raved to Chris and I about Batman Begins, the new movie with Christian Bale, Katie Holmes, Morgan Freeman, Gary Oldman, Liam Neeson and Michael Cain (if anyone’s ever heard of these guys…). Jeff said it was, hands down, “the best Batman movie ever made,” and he added later that he considers it the best comic book movie adaptation ever created as well.

He just might be right.

After seeing Batman Begins on Friday night, I have to say that it was, unquestionably, the BEST Batman movie ever made. Tim Burton had a great take on Batman in the early nineties, without a doubt, but what Chris Nolan did here elevates Batman to a whole new level. What astounded me the most in this movie is I found myself marvelling at the feeling that I wasn’t watching a “comic book movie,” but was seeing a full-fledged, character-driven movie that just happened to be about Bruce Wayne. That’s important to note: it wasn’t about Batman at all, it was about Bruce Wayne and the experiences and influences he had that spurred him to become a caped crusader.

It was an exhausting movie, by far. Emotionally, visually… you feel a bit worn-out when it’s done. But you also feel satisfied. It was well-worth the full price of admission, and it’s so rare you can feel that way these days.

Batman Begins is an excellent example of what a combination of first-rate direction, talented actors and sharp writing can produce: a fantastic movie-going experience.

And for that, I have to give Batman Begins an “A.”

Kevin

P.S. If you want to see why Christian Bale scored the role of Batman, I highly recommend you check him out in the movie Equilibrium (see my review here).

Movie Review: Mr. & Mrs. Smith

Last night Kim and I went on an official date – dinner at TGIFriday’s and a movie at the nearby mall. Ever since the trailers came out last year, we’d been looking forward to seeing Mr. & Mrs. Smith, starring some obscure actors named Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. (And directed by Doug Liman the same guy who had a hand in bringing us us The Bourne Identity and The Bourne Supremacy.)

Suffice it to say, this movie did not disappoint.

Plenty of action, a good handful of hilarious dialogue and sight gags, and two great-lookin’ stars makes Mr. & Mrs. Smith a surprisingly enjoyable action/comedy romp. (Yes, it’s a “romp,” deal with it…) The only downside were the trailers and previews, which gave away too many of the great zingers and scenes, in my opinion. Granted, I we need the previews to generate the interest in seeing the movie in the first place, but it’s a fine line between showing and teasing, and it’s easy to cross it.

Overall? I’d give Mr. & Mrs. Smith a B, if not a B+. Worthy of the full $18.00 we spent on tickets, I have to admit. (And when I find an action movie that Kim enjoys as much as I did, it’s a rare thing indeed…)

Kevin

Movie Review: Kung Fu Hustle

My review of Stephen Chow’s “Kung Fu Hustle.” One of the funniest movies I’ve EVER seen, and well-worth the full price of admission. If you’ve been on the fence about seeing this movie – fall off now. You won’t regret it. Seriously, I can’t remember the last time I’ve laughed so hard, so loud and so often when watching a movie in a theater. (The only other flick that made my face hurt from laughing so much was “Jackass: The Movie,” and that was partly from laughing and partly from grimacing painfully.)

It should be noted that Stephen Chow also directed Shaolin Soccer, which I have yet to see, but will be renting from Netflix ASAP.)

Kevin

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