Yowza. It was worth the $12 just for the sake of the experience, but I think I’ll stick with my own Gillette combo (Sensor 3 disposable & Multi-Glide Shaving Gel).
Be Still My Soul.
Be still my soul: the Lord is on thy side!
Bear patiently the cross of grief and pain;
Leave to thy God to order and provide-
In every change, He faithful will remain.
Be still my soul: thy best, thy heav’nly friend
thru thorny ways leads to a joyful end.
Be still, my soul: thy God doth undertake
to guide the future as he has the past;
Thy hope, thy confidence let nothing shake-
All now mysterious shall be bright at last.
Be still my soul: the waves and winds still know
His voice who ruled them while he dwelt below.
Be still my soul: the hour is hast’ning on
When we shall be forever with the Lord,
When disappointment, grief, and fear are gone,
Sorrow forgot, love’s purest joys restored.
Be still my soul: when change and tears are past,
All safe and blessed we shall meet at last.
- This song has been ringing in Kim’s head for a few weeks, and after she shared it with me, I find it’s stuck in my head, too. I’ll admit I was more familiar with the melody than the lyrics, but after reading the lyrics I have to say it’s one of the most powerful songs I’ve ever heard. The words are incredibly applicable to us right now, and we’re amazed at God’s consistent faithfulness and love. I know how pithy that sounds, but once you experience it as truth, the pithiness shrinks away.
-Kevin
Meat Street Vendors, Pt. 2.
This is a story that a friend of mine shared. I thought it would make for good reading as we continue our “Meat Street Saga.”
- Kevin
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In Omaha one day, years ago, I was outside a PC computer and parts retailer — right in the middle of town. It was a Spring day, and as I got ready to get into my car a plump, Mafioso-looking guy pulled up in a white, non-full-sized pickup truck (think Chevy S-10) with a low topper on the bed. The topper had a ridge running lengthwise down the center of the bed and insulated, fiberglass doors which opened up, hinged along the ridge.
Guido (or Vinny — had to be one of the two) got out and made his introduction. He was clearly from New Yahwk or thereabouts. No one could have stood out more smack dab in the heart of the midwestern plains. Like your experience, it was about the strangest thing I had ever seen. He had slicked black hair, a prosperous belly, gold chain, wide collars, and was about 50. He caught me and another customer (who was on the way in) and started his pitch.
(Guido) “So, ya got a computah dare, huh? Yeh evuh hafta get dose tings cleaned out? Huh? About how awftun do yuh hafta get dose tings cleaned?”
(Me) “???????????????????????????”
(Other guy) “????????????????????????”
(Guido) “Hey I wanna show you guys dis. You interested in some really nice steak and lobstuh? [opens a lid on the pickup revealing a pit filled with small ice cubes, vacuum-sealed steak pieces, and lobster tails.
Guido lifts out a convenient lobster tail Dees are really nice pieces hee-uh (“here”)”
(Me) [Strangely smiling, because that's what you do when you're nervous/curious “Umm, no thanks.”
As I got into my car and left, Guido was still pitching the ingoing patron.
Beware The Meat Street Vendor.
Picture this: It’s 6:07pm the other night, and I’m chasing Kyler around
the room, like I do most every night (sans meatcleaver, thank you).
Suddenly the doorbell rings. Calling a “time-out” from our race, I rush
over to the door (always hoping it’s something from UPS that I forgot I
won on eBay). Throwing it open with glee, I quickly frown, as it’s not
the UPS guy. This guy had greasy hair and was wearing jeans and a black
leather jacket. With a chain or two hanging off of it.
Nope. Definitely not UPS.
Stepping outside, the conversation goes something like this:
“Hi! What’s up?” I ask.
“Oh, hey man,” Greasy begins, “I’m going around the neighborhood here
and I’m selling top-notch, high-quality cut meats.”
“Okay…”
He points a finger to a white, windowless van idling over at the curb.
“I have that van stocked full of the choices meats, all guaranteed for a
year from now…”
I stare at him blankly.
“And…” he continues, unfazed, “Just to show you that we’re the real
deal and not just some fly-by-night company, you can see here” (whips
out a laminated flyer) “where our contact information is and how to get
in touch with us in the future. Seriously,” he continues, shoving the
flyer back in whatever pocket it appeared from, “These are the best
meat you’ve had in a long time, and they’re guaranteed for an entire
year!!”
I nodded. “Ah.. thanks, but I think I’ll have to pass for now. Good
luck, though!”
“Okay, man. Thanks!” And off he goes, tromping back to the van… or to
a neighbor’s house… I didn’t really know or care…
Sounds strange? Imagine being in my shoes, on the porch, having a total
stranger offer to sell me meat from his van.
I’ve never, EVER heard of such a thing, and I’m racking my brain to
figure out what the catch is. Where the con is. Is he scoping houses to
see who’s home and when? I have no idea. I’m clueless as to the true
purpose of the Mystery Meat Street Vendor, so if anyone out there has
any insights, be sure to share them…
Who knows? Maybe he was just too high on crack to know what he was
doing… baffles the brain, it does…
Kevin
Cubicle Madness.
Before I begin, I want to apologize for the last post. I don’t know why
it turned out to ugly, but it might have been because I sent it as an
HTML e-mail instead of plain text. Either way, I’m sendin’ it as text
this time, just to see if it’ll play nicer…
So, I’m still working at Love’s, but this will be my last week. They’re
working on the program I’m using, so they’ll need to doctor it up next
week. There’s a chance I could be back after that, but none of us are
holding our breath. (It’s up to the accounting department… or…
another area of the accounting department… whatever…)
It’s been a great ride, though. Today I was able to sift through a ton
of Cds I had bought last summer but never listened to. Within hours I
was able to determine whether they were worth further scrutiny or if
they should go in the eBay stack. Sorry to say, but out of some 10 CDs,
not a one is worthy of keeping at this point. But, c’est la vie, right?
At least I had the chance to explore ‘em…
In the meantime, I should mention that I’m continually astounded by
eMusic’s selection a breadth of new music. For a mere $10 a month, I’m
getting 40 mp3′s for me to listen to and use as I’d like. (If you’ve
ever considered joining eMusic, drop me an e-mail and I’ll get ‘em to
send you a special offer… where I’ll get a hefty 50 freebies just for
pointing them your way. Yowza…)
Lastly, I should also mention that I’ve been called back to LifeChurch
for my second interview tomorrow (Thursday). I went last week and took
the pre-screening tests so they could verify that I’m not an idiot and
I’m basically who I claim to be. (They also had a test on spiritual
gifts, which was pretty cool…) So I meet with them again tomorrow and
we’ll see what happens from there. (Fingers crossed, clenching my legs
to keep from wetting myself….)
Just kidding. I’m not crossing my fingers…
Kevin
The Working Stiff.
For the first time since the Summer of 2002, I, Kevin Mills, have a full-time job.
I’m currently working as a temp for Love’s Country Stores, in the accounting department, Technically I work for AccounTemps (or OfficeTeam, depending on who you ask). I’m pretty impressed with this temp agency, I should say. After signing up with Express Personnel back in December with nary a job lined up, I went over to OfficeTeam and had a job lined up the very next day. Plus, I took a lot of fancy tests which said I’m a whiz at Microsoft Word, Excel and Adobe Photoshop. And hey – who doesn’t want that kind of immediate feedback, huh? So not only did I get a job lined up, but I snagged some Gee-Whiz Atta-Boys in the process.
At any rate, I’ve been working here for the past week, and it’s not too bad. Granted, punching in numbers and dates on invoices all hour – for eight hours straight – can be a bit mind-numbing. Heck, it’s probably the dullest job I’ve ever had as a temp, and I’ve had my share. But the people I work with are nice, and they appreciate my sense of e-mail humor, so I’m, not complaining at all. (I’ve always believed that 90% of one’s job satisfaction is garnered from your co-workers. Might be overstating it a bit, but it’s a hefty percentage, I’m sure…)
In the meantime, I’m also in the application process for a job at LifeChurch.tv, as the “Internet Campus Administrator.” The title is kinda corn-cobbish to me, but the description was right up my alley. “Excellent communication skills. Chatting ability. Self-starter & a people person.” It sounds mighty nice, and I’m pleased to say that after last Thursday’s interview I’ve been called back to undergo the “pre-employment testing” THIS Thursday. Yee and haw. (I fully expect to pee in a cup. In fact, I’ll be disappointed if I don’t…)
So I’m thanking God for the opportunity to work at LifeChurch, and I hope He’ll continue to open the doors according to His will, whether there or elsewhere.
And now… back to number crunching…
Kevin
Arrested Development & The Ocean Walker Hat
I’m pleased to announce the latest addition at my CafePress shop: an unofficial “The Ocean Walker” hat. This is the fictional movie that Maeby talked about on Arrested Development in a recent episode. Fans of the show will recall her prophetic words, “Holy Crap! That would look great on a hat!”
And guess what? It Does!!
So support the show by snatching up this one-of-a-kind hat, and let the world know you’re in on the joke. Also, be sure to catch Arrested Development on Friday, February 10th, when they show the last 4 episodes back-to-back in a 2 hour chunk. It’ll be a glorious evening, it will!
Taste the Happy!
Kevin
Florida’s Natural Fruit Juice Nuggets
These things are impossibly addictive. Not only are they packed full of fruit juice flavor, but they come in BLUEBERRY, the best flavor God ever created. (With Ocean Spray’s “Hawaiian Guava” drink a close second…)
You should be able to pick these up at Target or Wal-Mart without any trouble. They also come in string form, but I highly recommend the nuggest. Sure, it’s a small bag, but your mouth will thank you for givin’ ‘em something good.
Addictive, I tell ya…
For The Love Of Clementine.
I’m in love.
Last week my wife introduced me to the beauty of Clementine Oranges. Being the well-read guy I am, I was aware that a Clementine was a type of orange, but never imagined how different the experience of eating one would be. So easy to peel!! Bite-sized wedges! No seeds! It was a glorious moment indeed.
So I’m praising God for making Clementines. At the same time, I wonder what His hand was in it. I mean, are seedless fruits NATURAL? Or am I devouring a man-made, genetic freak? And if these things ARE some kind of Frankenstein Fruit, how does God feel about it? Is He thrilled that we’re using the smarts He’s given us to play with the creations He’s made? Or would He rather us leave well enough alone? You know… “don’t play with your food” kinda thing.
I don’t know. All I know is I’m in love, and I have my wife to thank for it.
(Thanks again, Kim!)
Kevin
Tales Of The Frymac.
A sad thing happened this week. I turned off my iMac so I could take a nap in silence (without the hard drive spinning ambiently in the background). After a restful hour or so, I return to my chair, press the power button, and – then it happened.
There was an ugly BZZZT! sound, followed by nothing. No startup screen, no power whatsoever. But that wasn’t the worst part. The WORST part was seeing the thin wisps of smoke slowly waft out of the top of it.
Oh, yes. THAT was the worst part. By far.
So, there you go. In .5 seconds my iMac up and died on me. :\ It lived a good 5.5 years, and I loved it dearly. I’ll say I was pretty sad to see it go, but not devastated. Why not? Because I had the foresight to BACK UP on a regular basis. (Much thanks to Greg DeWilde in St. Louis for the extra FireWire drive he had on hand a year ago…) Thus, I only lost a few days’ worth of files, and to my recollection, there wasn’t anything irreplacable. (Just a few freshly acquired MP3s, etc…)
Still, I was faced with a dilemma. While I had planned to snatch my dream machine – an iMac 20″ Flat Panel that came out a few years ago, I just didn’t have the extra cash to plunk down for it these days. In the end, I decided on this baby on ebay.
Basically, it’s a clone of my indigo iMac. I needed the 40gb drive (because that’s how large my backup files were), and I know that everything I plugged into my previous iMac would work (not to mention most of the software, if not all). PLUS, I get the added bonus of having Tiger (10.4.2) preinstalled, so it’ll be running the latest system software. (Assuming the processor can actually handle it well…)
In addition to these perks, I’ll also be able to use the RAM I had in my previous iMac – a whopping 1gb. I should note that I just bought some RAM two weeks ago – a 512mb stick – and installed it. There might be a link between the new RAM and the ZAP, but I just don’t know. (And who wants to go about proving such an allegation? Talk about headaches…)
So what am I running on now, you ask? Why, one of the extra PCs I snatched up at a garage sale last year for $20. The esteemed Century City 100. So far I’ve used it over the year for installing MP3 ringtones on my Motorola v400, as well as letting Kyler play PC games on it (Richard Scary’s Busytown). But now it’s really earning it’s keep. Thankfully it has the USB slots to let me connect to the Internet over broadband, otherwise, bargain no. (That’s a reference to some sci-fi TV show I saw in the 80′s, but I forget which one… Star Wars? Trek? I dunno….)
So that’s the harrowing tale of the life and death of my iMac. And the moral of the story?
Back Up Your Data. Or take your chances when the spectre of death takes a smoke break in YOUR computer.
Kevin


