Kevin’s Kodak Moment: Fishrocker.


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Wandering the aisles of the CritterDome (which I wrote about earlier in this entry), I found myself riveted to the glass as I watched this fish do his thing.

Basically, he was cleaning house. He would swim down behind the rocks, actually PICK UP a white pebble in his mouth and swim out to the other corner where he would drop it into a pile. He did this non-stop, at least 10 times a minute.

Swim, pick up rock, swim back, drop it. Swim, pick up rock, swim back, drop it.

It was amazing. I’ve never seen a fish do anything remotely intelligent, so this tiny spark had me entranced. (It could be argued that this doesn’t really count for an intelligent action, but it was entertaining, nonetheless…)

Kevin

Kevin’s Kodak Moment: Mcstalkers.


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It’s amazing how many things strike me as odd or funny these days, especially when I just happen to have my Sony Clie on hand to capture the moment for the world to see.

Today’s entry introduces you to two characters on an etched-glass picture on the wall of the McDonald’s in Rolla, Missouri. I walked by and had to do a double-take. I’ve seen the Hamburgler before as a kid, but I’ve NEVER seen the creepy guy in the trenchcoat. Doesn’t it seem a bit strange? That there are two shady-character, morally questionable guys hanging out by the pond, feeding innocent racoons? (While Ronald himself [not pictured sits a few feet away fishing with a grin…)

Maybe it’s just me…

Kevin’s Kodak Moment: Total Rip-off.


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While wandering through the aisles at my local Walgreen’s, I was surprised to find some small boxes of cereal in the vitamin section. Upon closer inspection, however, I realized they weren’t misplaced at all. What you are looking at, people, are pre-packaged packs of vitamins with the Total and Wheaties brand names slapped on the boxes.

That’s right. These are the same vitamins you can buy and separate individually – and at a considerably cheaper price – sealed in a nice cellophane pouch that you can take with you anywhere.

Ah… what we won’t pay for convenience…

To be honest, I’m a bit of a hypocrite, here. I’ve often sneered at the bag of pre-sliced, cracker-sized cheese in the dairy aisles, only to find myself taking them on long trips in the car. (However, there’s something to be said for not cutting the cheese in the close quarters of a car on a family vacation… so perhaps I get extra points for consideration, right?)

Kevin

Disturbing Bunny Treats.

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Recently I went to the Woodland Hills Mall in Tulsa, Oklahoma, and while I was waiting for Kim to pick up something slinky over at Victoria’s Secret (rowr), I wandered across the hall into some kind of a food store. As I was browsing down the aisles in search of a condiment spice called “Slap Yo’ Mama*” I saw these “bunny treats” and had to take a picture.

“These made me throw up a little,” says the bunny, grinning through his paws.

It just seems odd, you know? That a marketing department would approve of a tagline that specifically states their product makes you vomit. But only a little, mind you. It’s not like you’ll be swimming in barf or anything… just a cup’s worth, maybe…

The “spaz juice” energy drink beside the “treats” has a similar tagline, which actually made me laugh aloud.

“All the energy you need to annoy everybody else.”

How very true…

Kevin

Your Body’s Many Cries For Water – F. Batmanghelidj, M.d.

I’ve always been a huge proponent of water, so a few years ago I started looking for books to explain – in layman’s terms – just what it is that’s so whizz-bang, golly-gee good about drinking water. “Your Body’s Many Cries For Water,” written by F. Batmanghelidj, M.D., was quite effective in convincing me of the fact that water is more closely tied to our overall health and well-being than I ever imagined. Instead of writing up a huge review, however, I’m just going to type out some of the more interesting points that I highlighted in the book. Kind of a “Kevin’s Notes,” on it all, if you will. :)

Kevin
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Since every function of the body is monitored and pegged to the flow of water, “water management” is the only way of making sure that adequate amounts of water and it’s transported nutrients first reach the more vital organs that will have to confront and deal with any new “stress.”

The brain is 1/50th of the total body weight, but it receives 18-20 percent of the body’s circulation.

The human body is composed of 24% solid matter (solute), and 75% water (the solvent). Brain tissue is said to consist of 85% water.

The regulating neurotransmitter systems become increasingly active during the regulation of water requirements of the body. Their actions should not be continuously blocked by the use of medication.

Water is a natural medication for a variety of health complications.

Morning sickness is a thirst signal for both the mother and the fetus.

Since the water we drink provides for cell function and its volume requirements, the decrease in our daily water intake affects the efficiency of cell activity.

Chronic pains of the body that cannot be easily explained as injury or infections should first and foremost be interpreted as signals of chronic water shortage in the area where pain is registered.

Dehydration plays a major role in the precipitation of migraine headaches.

With dehydration, the level of energy generation in the brain is decreased. This “depressive state” causes dehydration, and can to chronic fatigue syndrome. Consequently, dehydration causes stress, and stress will cause further dehydration.

Everytime a cell gives rise to a daughter cell, 75% or more of its volume has to be filled with water. In short, growth depends on the availability of water.

The natural stimulants in coffee and tea are larger quanities of caffeine, and, hence a strong central nervous stimulant. At the same time, they are dehydrating agents because of their strong diuretic action on the kidneys.

The effect of caffeine may at times be considered desireable, but constant substituting of caffeine-containing drinks for water will deprive the body of it’s full capacity for the formation of hydroelectric energy.

Excessive caffeine intake will eventually exhaust the heart muscle because of its over-stimulation.

It has been shown that caffeine inhibits a most important enzyme system – PDE (phoso-di-esterase) that are involved in the process of learning and memory development.

Dehydration is the number one stressor of the human body – or ANY living matter.

Brain cells are said to be made up of 85% water. 20% of our blood circulation is allocated and made available to the brain. When food is eaten, only about 20% of it reaches the brain. The rest will gradually become stored if muscle activity does not use up it’s allocated portion. With water as a source of energy, this storage does not happen. Excess water is passed out in the form of urine.

The mistake assumption that all fluids are equivalent to water for the water needs of the human body is a main cause of many of the ills of the human body, and is frequently associated with the initial and excessive gain in weight.

Caffeine, one of the main components of most sodas, is a drug. It has addictive properties because of its direct action on the brain. Caffeine has diuretic properties. Physiologically, it is a dehydrating agent.

Hence, caffeinated diet sodas in sedentary persons must cause weight gain; they indirectly stimulate more food intake because of the brains forced use of its energy reserves.

Reduce orange juice intake to one or at most two glasses a day. Orange juice has a high potassium content, and high loads of potassium in the body can promote more than usual histamine productions.

Salt is a natural anti-histamine. People with allergies should begin to increase their salt intake to prevent excessive histamine production.

In order of their importance, oxygen, water, salt and potassium rank as the primary elements for the survival of the human body.
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Bottom Line? Whatever ails you, try drinking two 8 oz. glasses of water to see if your problem stems from a lack of hydration. Be sure to visit his website at www.watercure.com for more information and interesting anecdotes.

The Apple Crest Inn Bed & Breakfast.

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Last month Kim and I celebrated our 12th anniversary. It’s hard to believe it was well over a decade ago that a long-haired stud and a skinny-minny girl exchanged vows of pleasure and allegiance to one another in Dallas, Texas. My, how time flies… (when you’re having pledged pleasure….).

To celebrate, Kim lines up an overnight stay at the Apple Crest Inn Bed and Breakfast, in Gentry, Arkansas. She picked this place because it was just outside of Siloam Springs, where we first met while attending college at John Brown University. We had a blast, wandering around the campus and seeing the new buildings, remembering how I used to stalk her with my binoculars as she walked to dinner at night, our late-night walks and talks that sometimes lasted until dawn… Good times, good times…

So if you’re ever in the Siloam Springs area and need a classy place to stay, check out the Apple Crest Inn. Great place to crash for a night. Or a weekend….

Kevin

\The Acropolis.

The Acropolis – This is our largest suite and is located on the main floor with private outside entrance as well as an inside entrance. In addition to original statuary and a fireplace, the room has a king bed, sofa, easy chairs and table, desk, antique organ, inlaid trunk and side tables, and stained glass windows in the bath. The double whirlpool and walk-in shower are done in blacks and golds, and the sink is set in an antique stand.

Movie Review: Batman Begins

Last week before we began the MicroCast over at CrazyAces, Jeff raved to Chris and I about Batman Begins, the new movie with Christian Bale, Katie Holmes, Morgan Freeman, Gary Oldman, Liam Neeson and Michael Cain (if anyone’s ever heard of these guys…). Jeff said it was, hands down, “the best Batman movie ever made,” and he added later that he considers it the best comic book movie adaptation ever created as well.

He just might be right.

After seeing Batman Begins on Friday night, I have to say that it was, unquestionably, the BEST Batman movie ever made. Tim Burton had a great take on Batman in the early nineties, without a doubt, but what Chris Nolan did here elevates Batman to a whole new level. What astounded me the most in this movie is I found myself marvelling at the feeling that I wasn’t watching a “comic book movie,” but was seeing a full-fledged, character-driven movie that just happened to be about Bruce Wayne. That’s important to note: it wasn’t about Batman at all, it was about Bruce Wayne and the experiences and influences he had that spurred him to become a caped crusader.

It was an exhausting movie, by far. Emotionally, visually… you feel a bit worn-out when it’s done. But you also feel satisfied. It was well-worth the full price of admission, and it’s so rare you can feel that way these days.

Batman Begins is an excellent example of what a combination of first-rate direction, talented actors and sharp writing can produce: a fantastic movie-going experience.

And for that, I have to give Batman Begins an “A.”

Kevin

P.S. If you want to see why Christian Bale scored the role of Batman, I highly recommend you check him out in the movie Equilibrium (see my review here).

Sesame Street Toy From Hell.

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The title pretty much sums it up. This “toy” (and I use the term lightly, because it would be equally effective in a third-world torture chamber) used to live over at our friends’ house. It was one of the first items Kyler would play with when visiting, to the delight of children and chagrin of everyone else in the room. To classify it as annoying is an unforgivable understatement.

This is, by all accounts, one of the most hate-inspiring toys ever created in the history of mankind. More than the kazoo, more than Tickle-Me-Elmo, more than any variations of the Crazy Frog ringtone ever devised. This not only takes the cake, it breaks it apart to its bare atomic structure, creating the most unstable element ever a toddler could wield: Insanity On Demand.

With but the press of a button, angels around the world will weep…

Turn up the speakers and brace yourselves: you are about to enter into the gaping maw of the underworld itself…

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The Case For Twisted Cribs.

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The other week I went to see a movie at the local dollar theater, Northpark 7, at the mall in Oklahoma City. As I was walking out to the parking lot I noticed a disturbing scenario out of the corner of my eye.

Is that…? What in the…?!? What IS that thing?!?

A crib? A punishment / time-out cage to contain junior? A piece of art?

I just don’t know. But I DO know this: it is a source of encouragement.

Why? Because, my friends, if Mr. Joe American (or in this case, Joe Trump?) will spend his hard-earned money on stuff like THIS, then I am convinced, without a doubt, that I’ll be able to market and profit from more than a handful of my… a-hem… more useful inventions. So while some observers might look at this crib and feel the uncontrollable urge to cry, or shake their heads sadly in bewildered disgust, I can’t help but stare at it and smile from ear to ear.

Thank you, Mr. Twisted Crib maker.

Thank you very, very much.

Kevin

Back To The Blog.

I just wanted to drop a quick note to apologize for the lack of entries this week. I have a few blogs outlined in my head, and I was going to capture them for your posting pleasure, but I threw my back out today, which makes sitting at the computer a bit less thrilling than before.

I was vacuuming, and next thing I know – “OWW! What the…!?!”

“That’s it,” my back says, “I’m out. I’m done. See ya…” Then he goes off and sulks in a corner, refusing to play nicely, no matter how much coaxing I give it. I even hung upside-down on a swing at the park with Kyler tonight. There was a pleasing POP, but the guy’s just not happy…. I think nothing but repeated watering, soaking in a tub and bed rest will get this back back on track. (Wow. Now THAT was fun to write!!)

Until a later date,

Kevin

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