The title pretty much sums it up. This “toy” (and I use the term lightly, because it would be equally effective in a third-world torture chamber) used to live over at our friends’ house. It was one of the first items Kyler would play with when visiting, to the delight of children and chagrin of everyone else in the room. To classify it as annoying is an unforgivable understatement.

This is, by all accounts, one of the most hate-inspiring toys ever created in the history of mankind. More than the kazoo, more than Tickle-Me-Elmo, more than any variations of the Crazy Frog ringtone ever devised. This not only takes the cake, it breaks it apart to its bare atomic structure, creating the most unstable element ever a toddler could wield: Insanity On Demand.

With but the press of a button, angels around the world will weep…

Turn up the speakers and brace yourselves: you are about to enter into the gaping maw of the underworld itself…