Recently I went to the Woodland Hills Mall in Tulsa, Oklahoma, and while I was waiting for Kim to pick up something slinky over at Victoria’s Secret (rowr), I wandered across the hall into some kind of a food store. As I was browsing down the aisles in search of a condiment spice called “Slap Yo’ Mama*” I saw these “bunny treats” and had to take a picture.

“These made me throw up a little,” says the bunny, grinning through his paws.

It just seems odd, you know? That a marketing department would approve of a tagline that specifically states their product makes you vomit. But only a little, mind you. It’s not like you’ll be swimming in barf or anything… just a cup’s worth, maybe…

The “spaz juice” energy drink beside the “treats” has a similar tagline, which actually made me laugh aloud.

“All the energy you need to annoy everybody else.”

How very true…

Kevin