A Random Update.

I have a zit on my armpit.

That’s right. My armpit. The right one. And it’s right in between two muscular (read:sexy) ridges. It’s like someone stuck a small marble in there. I daresay it’s a cyst of some sort, but because those are usually precluded by the word “ovarian,” I’m choosing to call it a zit instead.

In other news, Kyler saw one of those Halloween Costume stores and asked if he could go inside sometime. I debated in my mind whether I wanted him to be exposed to the grotesque and downright demonic images that are bound to be inside, and said, “Well, Kyler, I don’t really want to go in there. There are a lot of things that look like monsters in there and I don’t think it’s a good idea.”

Without a hesitation, he responded, “That’s okay, Daddy. I’ll be with you. You don’t have to be afraid.”

Heh. Smart kid. Funny, too. I think we’ll keep him.

I wonder what his brother / sister will be like?

Lastly, I had my head professionally shaved by a barber today. Kyler was getting his haircut, and when he was done I asked the guy if he ever shaved bald me as well. He nodded yes, and within minutes I was lathered up and sweatin’ at the sight of a sharp blade against my skin. Yowza. It was worth the $12 just for the sake of the experience, but I think I’ll stick with my own Gillette combo (Sensor 3 disposable & Multi-Glide Shaving Gel).

That’s it. The update. Enjoy.

Kevin