Movie Review: Anacondas

The Hook: Giant snakes in a tropical locale. Man vs. Nature.

The Score: C-

The Thoughts:

Boy, am I glad I saw this on in Tulsa at the dollar theatre. Actually, Movies 8 has a deal where movies before 6pm are only 50¢, which is even better. This way, the pain of actually having PAID for a stinker like this isn’t as overwhelming… whew…

Man, where do I begin? The premise was great, but the execution? Dude…

I know, I know… what should I expect? Perhaps some decent acting? The plot was actually well-written and thought out, but the actual characters? The interactions and the dialogue? Ugh.. I’m getting indigestion just thinking about it…

So, speaking as a fan of the original guilty pleasure, Anaconda, I strongly suggest you save whatever hard-earned money you have and NOT see this movie. Blech.