So I’m still alive after my second stint as Bigfoot. To be honest, I was half dead Sunday afternoon when it was over. Walking around a hard parking lot with no foot support aside from a thick pair of socks is surprisingly strenuous on a guy’s legs! Not only was my knee ready to give way (from all the crouching and jumping about), but my calves were MASSIVE from the strain. I had the sexiest calves I’ve seen on anyone, and it’s saying something when a guy drools over his own calves… (not sure what it’s saying, but it says something…)

Also surprising was the fact that I didn’t freeze. My hands were kinda cold at times, but I still sweat like a hairless monkey in a monkey suit. (Wrap THAT around your multiple degrees, punks!)

Anyhow, I had such a good time with it that I wrote some of the staff at LifeChurch.tv offering my services as another mascot for their next sermon series: “Satan’s SexEd.”

Think they’ll go for it?

Kevin