Book Fair Kills, Part 2.

March 15th, 2007 by admin

Now, unless you completely skimmed over that list just now, you probably saw the one book that stuck out as a bizarre pick. The Satanic Bible? Why, oh Kevin, WHY!?! The answer is simple: so no one else could buy it. When I saw that on the table among all the other books, I was shocked. My first instinct was to not touch it, lest… you know… I become ‘infected’ with the sheer evil of it all. But then I thought through what would happen if I simply hid the book among the stacks of books beneath the table. Eventually, someone else would find it and buy it. And that thought? Well, that thought just made me kinda sad.

So I bought it. I bought it and took it home and threw it under my grill, to burn that sucker into cinder when it gets a little warmer outside. Or maybe I’ll shred it. Either way, I just want to render it unreadable. I think I’ll make that one of my goals when I go to Book Fairs in the future – to remove occult books from circulation. It’s one of the more subtle ways I can try to make the world a better place. (And boost the chicken and goat population at the same time! Everybody wins!)